A Little Old Lady
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"
hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the
president's office (the customer is always right!)
The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around.
you get this money?"
then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said,
"Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls
laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that
kind of bet!"
That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.
The next morning,
at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the
president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and
repeated the bet: "$25,000
agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so
they could all see. The president did.
Just then, he
noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall.
woodcutter quickly said, "Forgive me My Lord. It is a
Is My Hobby!
Here is the picture of the two fish that Sam took:
Really Into It!
Once there was an obstetrician, who was getting home late, and constantly thinking about his work. Really was wound up in it.
His wife suggested perhaps he
He signed up to learn more about autos and wound up taking engines apart and putting them back together, troubleshooting problems, and had a really good time at it.
Finally the time came for the
Most of the students finished in
He was quite concerned about his
grade, because it took him so long to complete the job. Later he received
He called the instructor to thank
"What was so special on mine?" inquired the Dr. "Well, you're the only student I ever had who did the whole thing through the tail pipe!!!"
Where to Send the Bill to...
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for services.
He was asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun got a little perturbed and announced loudly. "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God," The patient replies, "send the bill to my brother-in-law.".
Luck Mr. Gorsky
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