An elderly man and his wife were visiting the doctor, when the doctor asked him how often he had sex. The old man replied: 'I have it nearly every day.'

'That's remarkable,' said the doctor.

'Yes', said the wife. 'He has it nearly on Sunday, nearly on Monday and nearly on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays.'



Frequency

A morning glory and twice at night,
When he's 20 to 30,
It all seems so right.

He skips his 'brekky',
>From 30 to 40,
Once a night is enough for 'a naughty'.

>From 40 to 50,
It's all so mundane,
He can never know when he'll do it again.

No good feeling frisky,
At 50 to 60,
He'll probably feel more like having a whisky.

At 60 to 70,
Sex may prove to be thorny.
But don't get me wrong.
He's still feeling horny.


Frankie, the Aussie

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