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đêm 7, ngày 3 Questions Source: Unknown * How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? * How do you get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass? * How do you get off a non-stop flight? * How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink? * How do you throw away a garbage can? * How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? * How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? * If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman? * If a pig is sold to the pawn shop, is it considered a ham-hock? * If a turtle lost his shell, is he homeless, naked, or both? * If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? * If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from? * If I save time, when do I get it back? |
(continued) * If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? * If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? * If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? * If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? * If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? * If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? * If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? * Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? * Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers? * Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower? * What do people in China call their good plates? * What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it? * What do you call a male ladybug? * What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes? * What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours? * What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? * What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? * What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders? * When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? * When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses? * When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to? * Where are the germs that cause "good" breath? * If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? * If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do? * Where do they get Spring water in the other 3 seasons? |
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Learning
English There is no egg in eggplant; nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are
candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, We take English for
granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work
slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea
nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,
grocers don't groce and hammers One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem
crazy that you can make Sometimes I think
all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally
insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
Ship by truck and send cargo by |
* Why are all blackboards called that when some of them are green?* Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? * Why are they called "stands" when they're made for sitting? * Why aren'tt there ever any guilty bystanders? * Why do ballet dancers dance on their toes? Why doesn't the company just hire taller dancers? * Why do people tell you when they are speechless? * Why do they give you a tape with a VCR to tell you how to use it? * Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? * Why do we need training bras? What can we teach them? * Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? * Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there? * Why do your feet smell and your nose runs? * Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic... shouldn't they already know you're coming? * Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice? * Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? * Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? * Why don't they just use fattest man in the world for a hockey goalie? * Why dont you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? * Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? * Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? * Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? * Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him? * Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? * Dumb Question: If your scared half to death twice, what happens? 9 and 11 - The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11 September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11 After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year. 119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11 The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11 State of New York - The 11th state added to the Union New York City - 11 letters Afghanistan - 11 Letters The Pentagon - 11 letters Ramzi Yousef - 11 letters Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11 Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11
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